Sunday, February 15, 2009


i desperately want to update this blog but apparently i got nothing to say..
now that would be an understatement..
cos lots and lots are happening in my life.
assignments are horrendously damaging my brain cells by the minutes.
food are mounting in my belly
and oh i just had my 23nd birthday..

now what birthday actually means to me?
apparently nothing.
just a sign from Allah that I am a year older which means
a) no more fooling around
b) start saving up money kalau betul nk kawin.. (my mom's voice)
c) be more matured now..responsibilities are piling up.

well its just another year to spend and make it as worthwhile as possible.
i will avoid any major drama in my life now
ha ha ha ha ha ha... TESL students without life drama?
it would be like Saipol without the everyone-is-watching-me-so-i-better-act-cool...
oh damn it!!
i just invited another drama there....
naughty me!

but really
life is life
you can't help but to participate in it
if it needs you to personally loathe someone who makes up stories about you
then loathe him you should..
i mean why not?..

so let's toast for being 23
apart from childish boys that we see everyday
the rumours they spread in between their porn feed
life is wayyy beyond them...

Saturday, February 7, 2009

You're Tagged!: The Chronicles of Superman and his Crotch

why oh why u have to tag me!!!
i don't even know such thing exist...
so i'm just gonna do what i'm supposed to do
which are:-

Your instructions:
Once you've been tagged, you have to write a post with sixteen random things, habits or goals about you.
At the end, select a few people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them.
Don't forget to leave a comment (''You're tagged!'') and to read your blog.
You can't tag the person who tagged you.
Since you can't tag me, let me know when you've posted your blog, so I can see your weirdness.

1. i have a bantal busuk which i talk to every night..
2. when i'm nervous, i cough really bad. one time i puked before a debate final...i spent half of my speech then coughing in the opponent's faces. fyi, i won best speaker maaa (that time only la).....
3. i can't resist a cute pair of wedges. especially those with cute little details like ribbons, flowers, buttons, beads, glitters... told u i can go on and on...
4. sometimes i believe that i am monica geller's reincarnation in real life.. mess freak!
5. every week i go to class and watch out for a particular superman who obviously is insecure about his on-the-outside underwear so he stirs gossips bout others to distract people from staring at his crotch.
6. i was slapped by a fellow chinese classmate when i was in standard 2. the reason: i refuse to carry her bag. bitchiness does start from infancy for some.....
7. my bf and i, when we fight, we have yelling contest. whose voice cracks first loses... the prize - nando's peri-peri whole chicken sponsored by the loser.
8. i skipped my first class on my first day in kindergarten. the swing outside the class was so enticing that my dad practically had to drag me back home...
9. during my swimming classes days.. i developed a liking in staring at boys' butts. call me pervert.
10. i secretly believe that i am two size smaller than i really am. all mirrors are liars!
11. my bf do not know this but i love him very very much!
12. blood is my kryptonite. yesterday my chin bled a dot of blood and i felt the sky was falling..
13. nerd boys are hot!!
14. i curse myself after every meal.. no i do not have eating disorder. denial is one symptom of eating disorder but i do not have eating disorder. uh oh
15. i have difficulties listing down things like this.....
16. i find it hard to admit the statement above

so who's next?
5.if the insecure superman ever cross this page
6.god i really know no one....

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Super Mario..what a metaphor

when you meet with someone who value things differently from you
then you'll know how interesting your life will be
by saying interesting i do not mean wonderful
just that
you will feel kind of worthy
having to trotted the world for years and finding no challenge to excite you
finally there is something to give you a shake
that is why
go out and mingle
sitting around in your comfort box will bring you more harm which my thesaurus will say 'socially retarded'
out there waiting are people with millions of new information for you
they might not necessarily be good but worth knowing
at least you discover them before you die
for those who feel your life suck real bad
trust me, everyone feels the same way
even the most ok person you know has contemplated suicide at some points in his life
just look past everyting that's gloomy
there's something good waiting at the oher end of the rainbow
which probably won't be anything much
but time will provide you with ample anticipations
sit back, enjoy the ride and pick up what's good that come in your way
like when you play super mario
there will be times you'll bump into a hideous obstacle that makes you smaller than u really are
rant about it if you want
but go on further down your journey
cause in the end
no matter how many fireballs you have to duck
no matter how many stars you fail to catch
no matter how tired you are trying to knock the tortoises out
your castle is waiting at the end of the line
just make sure you still have enough breath to arrive and raise your flag

gosh i miss playing mario
it was such a turn on when i was younger
practically 5 years old