Teacher: Betul la. Rumah teacher kat Kedah. Kenape tanye macam tu?Students: Tak dak la. Awat kami dengaq teacher cakap macam orang KL?
Teacher: Eh, ye ke? Teacher tak perasan pun. Ade bunyi KL ke?Students: La.. Sebab dengaq bunyi KL la kami tanya..... La ni habaq betoi2. Teacher ni lahir mana?
Teacher: Teacher ni lahir kat KELANTAN.
Students: Ha?? KELANTAN? toksah dok tipu la....tak dak bunyi KELANTAN pon..
Teacher: Buat ape teacher nak tipu korang? Teacher lahir di KELANTAN tapi tinggal di KEDAH.
Students: Nyanyi skit lagu negeri KEDAH mai kami nak dengaq..
Teacher: Lagu KEDAH teacher tak reti la. Lagu TERENGGANU, SELANGOR, PENANG, JOHOR teacher tau la..
Students: Aik.. Awat plak dah? Teacher ni kelentong ah.. Lagu negeri sendiri tak reti nyanyi. lagu negeri lain reti plak. Habaq la betoi2 sikit. Ingat kami ni budak kecik ka nak tipu2?Teacher: Astaghfirullah.. Tak ade tipu langsung. Macam ni la. Korang tanya teacher orang mana kan.. Sekarang teacher orang PERLIS. kerja sini, orang sini.. Puas hati?
Teacher: Sudah.. Ini kelas English. Bukannye Geografi. Tengok, masa dah abis. Bersembang punya pasal, ape pon tak belajar.Students: Takpa teacher.. Kami lagi suka kalau bersembang...
Teacher: Haa... Yela tu...
2 comments:
FINALLY you're back! u really mess with ur students' heads aye? :D
they messed up my head is more like it..its hard to keep them attracted to the lesson..
got to chat a lot..
to prevent them from walking out.haha
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