You're Tagged!: The Chronicles of Superman and his Crotch

why oh why amanda...do u have to tag me!!!
i don't even know such thing exist...
so i'm just gonna do what i'm supposed to do
which are:-

Your instructions:
Once you've been tagged, you have to write a post with sixteen random things, habits or goals about you.
At the end, select a few people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them.
Don't forget to leave a comment (''You're tagged!'') and to read your blog.
You can't tag the person who tagged you.
Since you can't tag me, let me know when you've posted your blog, so I can see your weirdness.

1. i have a bantal busuk which i talk to every night..
2. when i'm nervous, i cough really bad. one time i puked before a debate final...i spent half of my speech then coughing in the opponent's faces. fyi, i won best speaker maaa (that time only la).....
3. i can't resist a cute pair of wedges. especially those with cute little details like ribbons, flowers, buttons, beads, glitters... told u i can go on and on...
4. sometimes i believe that i am monica geller's reincarnation in real life.. mess freak!
5. every week i go to class and watch out for a particular superman who obviously is insecure about his on-the-outside underwear so he stirs gossips bout others to distract people from staring at his crotch.
6. i was slapped by a fellow chinese classmate when i was in standard 2. the reason: i refuse to carry her bag. bitchiness does start from infancy for some.....
7. my bf and i, when we fight, we have yelling contest. whose voice cracks first loses... the prize - nando's peri-peri whole chicken sponsored by the loser.
8. i skipped my first class on my first day in kindergarten. the swing outside the class was so enticing that my dad practically had to drag me back home...
9. during my swimming classes days.. i developed a liking in staring at boys' butts. call me pervert.
10. i secretly believe that i am two size smaller than i really am. all mirrors are liars!
11. my bf do not know this but i love him very very much!
12. blood is my kryptonite. yesterday my chin bled a dot of blood and i felt the sky was falling..
13. nerd boys are hot!!
14. i curse myself after every meal.. no i do not have eating disorder. denial is one symptom of eating disorder but i do not have eating disorder. uh oh
15. i have difficulties listing down things like this.....
16. i find it hard to admit the statement above

so who's next?
1.nani
2.kei
3.jimi
4.bahira
5.if the insecure superman ever cross this page
6.god i really know no one....

Super Mario..what a metaphor

when you meet with someone who value things differently from you
then you'll know how interesting your life will be
by saying interesting i do not mean wonderful
just that
you will feel kind of worthy
having to trotted the world for years and finding no challenge to excite you
finally there is something to give you a shake
that is why
go out and mingle
sitting around in your comfort box will bring you more harm which my thesaurus will say 'socially retarded'
out there waiting are people with millions of new information for you
they might not necessarily be good but worth knowing
at least you discover them before you die
for those who feel your life suck real bad
trust me, everyone feels the same way
even the most ok person you know has contemplated suicide at some points in his life
just look past everyting that's gloomy
there's something good waiting at the oher end of the rainbow
which probably won't be anything much
but time will provide you with ample anticipations
sit back, enjoy the ride and pick up what's good that come in your way
like when you play super mario
there will be times you'll bump into a hideous obstacle that makes you smaller than u really are
rant about it if you want
but go on further down your journey
cause in the end
no matter how many fireballs you have to duck
no matter how many stars you fail to catch
no matter how tired you are trying to knock the tortoises out
your castle is waiting at the end of the line
just make sure you still have enough breath to arrive and raise your flag

gosh i miss playing mario
it was such a turn on when i was younger
practically 5 years old

the border,the food, the heat

Yesterday I crossed the line that divided Msia and Thailand.
Yup, I can finally say that I've been abroad..(kuikui)
It was just for a day but absolutely worthwhile.
Our destination was an off-shore small fishing village in Satun.
That was where my uncle was born.... so it was kinda like a visit to meet unknown relatives.
Lacking in passport-wise, I applied for my border pass a day earlier.
Which made me feel very lucky to be be living in a borderlined state.
Thailand was...
Hot..very hot.
I'd suggest anyone going there to equipped themselves with bottles of drinking water
Because the heat will parched you dry.
Thai drivers are wonderfully fast.
They speed like mad men but they did not cause trouble to other drivers.
It was like they have some sort of mutual understanding of each other's drivings.
Pick-up trucks outnumber other types of cars and they carry people, instead of things at the back.
We went past several small town and reached Hat Yai where non-Thai can easily got lost in translations.
English signboards gradually disappeared and we found ourselves driving through a metropolis without headwind....
But Thais are 1) friendly 2) love smiling 3) hopelessly incompetent in English
So we managed to get back to our track with a lot of exaggerated hand movements and ridiculous gestures which particularly ended with 'kap kunn ka'....
i won't talk bout the food here..that will need another hour...
Thais are born great cooks.....that sums it all

Try Me!!

If you declare war to gain territory, I'm fine with that
If you declare a bloodbath in the name of religion, I'm in no place to stop you
BUT
When you start to hurt women
When you start to decapitate children
You are the lowest, most disgusting creature ever walked this earth!
Is victory really that sweet when you earn it on thousands of innocent corpses?
Is that small piece of land really mean something when the soil has been soaked in helpless blood?
Guess you have liven up to everything that's been written about you
Its not about land anymore
Its not about religion
Regardless of ethnicity,
You are my enemy with every children's souls lost in the battle

do not arrest me for this.....

Every semester you are bound to have one disastrous class
The one you that give you shivers down to your spine just thinking about it
Let alone going to class........
Well, this semester's award of d most ergh class ever is.......G's
and this is just the third week.
No offense
I am gonna be a teacher someday
And I am taking every note to avoid from getting any death threats from my future students
Teachers are poor souls
50 students
Need satisfy em all
Failing to do that means hell
Not only from them..their parents as well
Tough life
And yet people keep talking bout how easy being a teacher is
Try being one then....
I dare you

damn you...

i dun get it
they condemn hitler for the holocaust
the word nazi is equivalent to devil
apartheid in africa was a huge deal
this
that
shit
crap

but

its ok for israel
they say its for the better
and the rest of us shout in puny, distinctive silence

this voice
mine
is probably miniscule
may not change anything
physical

but just to let you know
damn you
in all form of damnation
you'll know someday
justice in hell will be served
so sweet and
so cold

forgiveness

i once read somewhere that its better for us to forgive
but do not forget
no matter how badly you was hurt by other people
life would be much more settling if you forgive em

since its a new year,
i want to start with a clean slate
hope that any sin from my part can be forgiven